In a move that will be listed as totally kick-ass Barack is naming General Shinseki to be his Secretary of Veteran Affairs.
Resume includes the following:
Trained four turtles in the ways of the Ninja- learned how to use the phrase "Cowabunga!"
Nemesis of Donald Douchenugget Rumsfeld AWESOME!
Invented the I-Pod didn't get credit for it.
Extra in the movie Tora Tora Tora!
Trained Bruce Leeroy the first African-American Kung Fu Master, how's that feel Show Nuff?
More to come, when I read through his like 800-page bio
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