Dear Minnesota


YOU BEFUDDLE ME! Jesse "the Body" Ventura, a battle with Al Franken and some dude, and you re-elect this whack job? I feel like ranting like Diddy on Palin, but I digress. Please Minnesota secede from the Union and do us all a favor.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

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