In a move most likely to have all sides crazy Governor Bill Richardson, a former Presidential candidate, has removed himself from Obama's Commerce Secretary position.
Solidifying my theory if you lose the beard you lose the job.
See once Bill got rid of the beard everyone realized he was the pay to play politician from New Mexico. It was like oh em gee! I know who that guy is, he is the guy the FBI is investigating. Awesome someone call Nancy Grace, crime solved.
On another note. Bill it was a bad idea to lose the beard, you once were cuddly like Santa Claus, now you are just fat.
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