Thursday, May 7, 2009

Hate Crimes Bill Hate from Winguttia

We interrupt this normal blog blogging of bloggerness brogging to give you the latest from Planet Winguttia, the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act.

The Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act or the Hate Crimes Bill for short passed the House Of Representatives and now will go to the Senate floor. This bill basically expands on the law in 1969 to include "crimes motivated by a victim's actual or perceived gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, or disability." AND BOY IS WINGUTTIA PISSED!

It is no wonder why they are the party of the dwindling, they can't even grasp the basic language of a simple bill protecting basic freedoms of American citizens.

The argument goes: But but they have the GAY! They don't get rights, it infringes on our hatred of them and makes our free speech go away. Veterans and pedophiles, veterans and pedophiles.

Actually it doesn't, it's doesn't mention anything about that.

But what about veterans? RAAAGGEEEE!! This hackery is ridiculous. The only thing that anyone on Winguttia has a problem with is that is involves gays, and the rightwing hates the GAY. But why is it always a fall back in Winguttia to include veterans and then call everyone else UN-AMERICAN! It's stupid and insulting to even include such nonsense, but Rep. King and Hannity and the Nuttias all fall into line with their inability to read or understand simple legislation.

Here's my major point of RAGE. Veterans choose to be a part of the military. Their is choice is to enlist. Their is no enlisting for race, gender, or sexual preference. Furthermore, the dwellers of Planet Winguttia have an obsession to include veterans like they are trading cards in their deck.

Oh but I have a limited rookie card of General Lee. Um what do you mean that one won't work? Oh I got a trump card here, it's be afraid very afraid pedophiles are coming to town.

No you do not use our military service men and women to play party politics while incorporating your hatred for people who are different and expect everyone to consider you honorable. There will be no "Free Bird", no "Proud to be an American" in the background.


It is apparent that when those of Winguttia get huffing and puffing about the Hate Crimes Bill it's because they want to be able to say the "n word" while beating up their gay neighbor, it's the American way. Or perhaps they have spent so much time thinking about the Gay, that they actually are

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Update: David Neiwert, always one step ahead of me, has more at Crooks and Liars

1 comment:

Paddy K said...

a) Sean Hannity is a smug prick. No matter what he's arguing, it just sounds prick-y.
b) Why pedophilia was even brought up, other than the fact that a lot of right-wingers seem unable to distinguish between dudes digging dudes and perverts digging kids (of any gender), is beyond me.
c) I'm so tired of being trotted out by the Republican party as an excuse to be the party of "No".

To be fair, veterans do choose to be veterans but that's no excuse for someone to jump a veteran just because they served their country.

Hilarious that the example trotted out in the video is that vet was a victim of hate crime at a Toby Keith concert... probably one of the most veteran-supportive areas in the US.