Friday, October 31, 2008

Change the Constitution

The NRA has ads. Lots of money and spokes people a plenty, but all their gun-toting and gun-clinging won’t change my mind. The Constitution must change! What happened to honor? What happened to manhood? What happened to looking super badass while perched on top of a roof?

That’s right I am suggesting going back to our roots on this one Asian-America!


I know. I know America has always been historically wussy. Think about it. Couldn’t take out the Native Americans without guns, couldn’t hold off the British without guns and the FRENCH, and had to invent bombs and grenades. Sad. I ask you one thing Asian-America; did Gengis Khan rely on guns?

I think not. Heck I am sure he would laugh at them and think of them as fireworks until of course one his men had their dingies shot off and then he would be like “hey what happened to swords?” (I assume you all know Gengis Khan spoke in grunts, but translations are another one of my good qualities)

So I Frank Chow am championing the Constitution be changed from the right to bear arms to the right to bear kick ass totally cool non-wussy NINJA swords.

Think about it. Think about it some more. We as Asians must get together, unite behind this common ground of awesomeness. Wouldn’t it be cool to get a katana blade from Wal-Mart or Target? How about walking down the street and seeing your doctor or dentist hanging out with his kids and strapped to him is the sword of Kensei? Friggin’ sweet.

So America and Asian-America, Re-Write the Constitution with me. Right to bear NINJA SWORDS. It’s a matter of patriotism and Asianism.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Thursday, October 30, 2008

the Search for Joe Chinaman

I am combing the Americas looking for our respresentative ASIAN-AMERICA!

Joe Chinaman.

Where is he? Where might he be? Does he have a face? Can he plumb?

Fear not Frank Chow will be out and about looking for our community's very own Joe.

If you have information regarding Joe Chinaman, please send me a message. I will not stop till he is found.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

The Chow Doctrine

As a post of posting postiness. I give you short simple answers to the very very very compliated CHOW DOCTRINE. People keep asking me, Frank how do you feel about this? How do you feel about that? Well pipe down whiners, here are quick awesomeness answer of awesomicity of the:


Global Warming- I like it. Tibet can get awfully cold.
Guns- I don’t use guns, I use swords like the ninja!
Religion- Have them all, we can do it together.
PETA- They’re a bunch of tree-hugging loons, here’s a way to stop your so called Global Warming EAT MORE COWS!
Government- Mao had some good ideas.
Healthcare- I agree with health and healthcare.
Taxes- “I keep a my money, no takey. “
Abortion- Kill babies. First born can stay only if it is boy, a strong boy at that.
Budget- Earmarks everywhere, pork barrel spending with BBQ please!
Civil Rights- We should be civil, and Asians should talk LOUDER.
Terrorism- Kill them all, let God sort them out.
Social security- Solve child labor issues and employ old people to make Nike’s.
Military- War is not the answer intense games of Risk and Battleship are the answer.
MoveOn.Org- the greatest organization ever....of comedy!

I hope for now that keeps you settled down.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Welcome to my World!

I am Frank Chow; political wisdomer, pundit of sorts, world view changer, policy provider and above all Asian-American voice.

Our America is full of catch phrases from both the Right-wing Republicans and Left-wing Leftists. They want to label one worse than the other well guess what I am not having it! This is America and it is time we as Asian-Americans speak up and be heard.

My purpose is to clean it up.

My purpose is to set the record straight.

My purpose is to be purposeful.

I am Frank Chow and I approved this message.